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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now squatting houses left empty by families on holiday. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Jeremy Clarkson revealed that enviro-Mental-ists have been squatting houses left empty by families on holiday with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for enviro-Mental-ists.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Jeremy Clarkson went on to say.


Jeremy Clarkson concluded, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".


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